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John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.

Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, newborns Moe, Larry and Curly grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Now their childhood home may have to close due to financial difficulties. But Larry, Curly and Moe, employed as the foster home's inept maintenance men, are determined to come to the rescue. Only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot - while stumbling into starring roles in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.
Directors: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Released: April 13, 2012

Scrat's nutty pursuit of the cursed acorn, which he's been after since the dawn of time, has world-changing consequences - a continental cataclysm that triggers the greatest adventure of all for Manny, Diego and Sid. In the wake of these upheavals, Sid reunites with his cantankerous Granny, and the herd encounters a ragtag menagerie of seafaring pirates determined to stop them from returning home.

After stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word we speak.

An evil queen steals control of a kingdom and an exiled princess enlists the help of seven resourceful rebels to win back her birthright.

Released: March 15, 2012 

The film starts with Costa (Oliver Cooper) being filmed by Dax (Dax Flame) going into his friend Thomas' (Thomas Mann) house. He is talking to Dax about "getting his dick wet" when Thomas' mother shows up in the kitchen asking what he is ta

Released: March 01, 2012 

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being but can they be stopped?

Released: May 11, 2012

An alien criminal kills the young Agent K in 1969, altering the timeline, changing the Agency and placing the Earth in danger. Veteran Agent J (Will Smith) must travel back in time to 1969 to before the murder and work with the young Agent K (Josh Brolin) to save him, the Agency, the Earth and humanity itself.

Released: May 14, 2012
Runtime: 103 mins
Genres: Action Comedy Sci-Fi
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Stars: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin

Sean Anderson partners with his mom's husband on a mission to find his grandfather, who is thought to be missing on a mythical island.

Released: January 19, 2012
Runtime: 89 mins
Genres: Action Adventure Comedy Family Fantasy Sci-Fi
Director: Brad Peyton
Stars: Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne Johnson and Michael Caine

A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

Released: March 15, 2012
Runtime: 109 mins
Genres: Action Comedy 
Director: Phil Lord
Casts: Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube

Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.

Director: Todd Phillips
Released: May 25, 2011